I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
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