so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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