it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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