The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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