two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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