FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
accomplished twins. life is a go
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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