Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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