Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
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