Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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