I want to have your abortion
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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