But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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