Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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