I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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