u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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