im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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