I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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