...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
did i just pee glitter
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Randomize
