Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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