We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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