yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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