is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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