its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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