I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
No subtext here. People are naked.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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