it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Randomize
