I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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