no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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