the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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