Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
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