dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
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