i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
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