Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
Randomize
