Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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