Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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