I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
You've changed since you got that strap on
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
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