Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
When are your genitals available?
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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