We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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