You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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