Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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