Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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