It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
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