ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
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