I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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