but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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