sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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