just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
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