What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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