dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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