Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
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