all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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