Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
Randomize
